by Zangaroo1 January 31, 2020

by toilet struggler September 24, 2021

Only the most serious condition of resting bitch face possible; the superlative of when a person, usually a girl, who naturally looks mean when her face is expressionless, without meaning to.
Karen, Jane and Christina all suffer from resting bitch face, but only Karen wins the prize of resting Melania face.
by Sun Chaser January 19, 2021

completely fucking dead, as in tired enough to choke on your own spit and willingly give up to be able to sleep right then and there
person: bro im so fucking shit faced im gonna collapse
bro: yeah person im literally not able to move my hands
person: bro *chokes on spit* im dead
bro: yeah person im literally not able to move my hands
person: bro *chokes on spit* im dead
by teurthrons January 12, 2023

by The Camera Always Lies May 9, 2018

A person who looks like you, whom a mutual friend or acquaintance has photographed or tagged on social media. Or mentioned. Or put you in contact with. Whatever. You then confirm the verisimilitudinousness and end up being buddies. What could be easier, or freakier?
S: The pool attendant at my gym looks SOOOOOO much like you. I want to take his picture.
H: You should. I'd like to have him as my Face Buddy.
H: You should. I'd like to have him as my Face Buddy.
by Zoboomafoobar May 8, 2013

Is somebody who has two totally different personalities, unbeknownst to you, one side being an angel, the other side being a devil.
by trashlucxs October 14, 2021
