Something that's sometimes big, sometimes small.
Something weird looking, or something normal looking????
IT'S A CHICKEN!! (or rooster.) Where you thinking of a penis?!!?! What the heck man!? You're dirty minded!
By the way...why did you search this up!?
Something weird looking, or something normal looking????
IT'S A CHICKEN!! (or rooster.) Where you thinking of a penis?!!?! What the heck man!? You're dirty minded!
By the way...why did you search this up!?
Zack: "Hey man...look at that dude's cock over there..."
Brandon: "WHAT THE HECK! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HIS C-...Oh, thats a chicken.."
Zack: "Ayo?"
Brandon: "WHAT THE HECK! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HIS C-...Oh, thats a chicken.."
Zack: "Ayo?"
by Jack on crack. December 2, 2022
Get the Cockmug. by Texas ranger November 19, 2019
Get the Colby’s Cockmug. Keith: "Dude, why are you being such a cock-box?"
Jon: "Gabbi's holding out lately, man, it's getting to my head!"
Brittany: "OMG Chad is so hot!"
Brenda: "Maybe, but he's a total cock-box."
Jon: "Gabbi's holding out lately, man, it's getting to my head!"
Brittany: "OMG Chad is so hot!"
Brenda: "Maybe, but he's a total cock-box."
by summerfinn July 13, 2012
Get the cock-boxmug. Raw meat which Horny bastards use in certain situations. Most people prefer raw meat but some weirdos prefer to cook the meat in a furnace or something ⁉️ Make sure to keep your COC secure from getting raided by giants (protection recommend)
by Hmonny August 6, 2021
Get the Cockmug. When a females vagina has such ability similar to the venus fly trap. Upon entry The males cock is lured into postion using a range or techniques, usually only one is needed as the man is most likely surprised by the aggressive sexual nature of the trap. Once into her vagina via a fail proof method of using her unique ability to trap the penis using inner reverse mounted tooth she is able to ejaculate the male to force pregnancy therefore trapping him into 18 years of child support payments and ongoing abuse
"Ay man that hoe Ashlee I met, stay away shes a "gold digging Venus cock traping hoe " she got me good now she hitting me up for baby cash, I'm screwed"
by PsychoExgirlfriendptsdsurvivor July 14, 2023
Get the Gold digging Venus cock traping hoemug. "Oh boy did you see that franus cock, it must have been growing for years to achieve that franus cock!"
by Nude man dan November 15, 2016
Get the Franus cockmug. An aggressively sexual woman who will swoop down on unsuspecting man before he is even aware of an attack. She will start to gobble his cock mid-flight on the way back to her roost. This is similar to the method used by a bird of prey.
Not only is she thirsty, but she only likes men with visible innocence. A hawk scooping up baby rabbits.
Not only is she thirsty, but she only likes men with visible innocence. A hawk scooping up baby rabbits.
Man One:
... well at least Frank is getting laid tonight. He picked up almost immediately. At the first bar too!
Man Two:
*Notices Frank's pickup*
Nah, that's Lauren. She's a regular Saturday night Cock Hawk. She definitely picked him up. Bet ya they wont even make it to the stall before she goes down.
Man One:
Damn... Well is she clean?
Man Two:
Not even a little. She'll probably get his whole softball team afterwards.
... well at least Frank is getting laid tonight. He picked up almost immediately. At the first bar too!
Man Two:
*Notices Frank's pickup*
Nah, that's Lauren. She's a regular Saturday night Cock Hawk. She definitely picked him up. Bet ya they wont even make it to the stall before she goes down.
Man One:
Damn... Well is she clean?
Man Two:
Not even a little. She'll probably get his whole softball team afterwards.
by hotmaildotcom1 September 18, 2015
Get the Cock Hawkmug.