dirty nitin

Nitin likes to talk double meanings, all the time

You are so dirty nitin

by Sexitklkd November 24, 2021

The Dirty Dannoli

A powerful sex move, whereby the Italian user ingests someone else's pasta off a woman's back while riding doggy. Utensils are not required, although are preferred to keep the affair both "tasteful" and classy.

Classy Person 1: "Man, we went out on a date but skipped dinner and went straight back to her place."
Classy Person 2: "I suppose, being the ravenous wap that you are, you whipped out The Dirty Dannoli."

by Pasta Platoon October 24, 2016

dirty dak

When Dak goes to DnD with his friends and smuggles a vibrator up his ass. The vibrator is attuned to his dice so that every time he rolls, the "William the Bloody" turns up to 10.

" bro, do you hear that? Pretty sure it's the sound of Dirty Dak's anal vibrator..."

by Dirtydak April 28, 2021

Dirty Ardito

A sexual move involving a potato, snorkel and a 15 in double sided dildo.

Steve is Dave’s boyfriend. When they were playing tennis Dave bent over and Steve gave him a Dirty Ardito.

by Bingpot November 19, 2018

Dirty kinley

A tall dude who will fuck your brains out if you let him and has a super big cock and is mainly black. also can beat up children who are stem students named Brendan and Caius

Dirty kinley: Your so short Brendan and a dirty Kinley your mom
Brendan: Guess I can do s##t about it

by GOD OF BOOKS December 6, 2022

Dirty cohan

A man who masturbates while in the action of sucking three pinus’s while sticking his toe up his arse

Wow he is a dirty cohan

by Cwanja October 14, 2020

Dirty-Dished

When someone does not want to do a particular task and then does it in a very shoddy manner. By secretly doing a poor job on the task, the other party will become frustrated.

If you do a bad job enough times, others will stop asking you to perform this job.

Wife: Why is there still food on these dishes?

Husband: No there is not. I just cleaned them.

Wife: Then what is this? (pointing to egg yolk on the plates)

Husband: I guess I missed a few spots.

Wife: You ALWAYS miss MOST of the spots.

(Wife's internal monologue) - He is incapable of cleaning anything....I'll have to do it myself
Husband: Baby, you want me to do them again?

Wife: No thanks. If YOU do them again, I'll just have to show you what you missed AGAIN.

(Husband's internal monologue) - Yes! No more dishes.

Wife's therapist: So YOU are now doing the dishes because he "can't" clean them. You let him off the hook like that? Sounds like you got dirty-dished.

Wife: Literally

loaf

slack
confuse
trick
sneaky

by Brian Kia Ora May 27, 2016