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sex race

Sex race is a competition consisting of 4 or more people with each team being made out of 2 people of different or same sex. The first team, in which both parties reach orgasm, wins.
How many times have you won the sex race, mate?
Never won, always came too soon...
by LeaderOfKebabs July 5, 2020
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Sex Story

Hope this sex story makes you horny ;)

It was a cold winter's night, Kyla was home alone, as her parents went on a cruise, and she was feeling horny. Without any hesitation she went on to text her boyfriend - Aaron to come over. Little did he know she was going to be waiting for him in her red, lacy lingerie.
She waited there on her sofa for the door bell to ring. After Aaron rung the door bell she skipped to the door, with a playful look in her eyes she dragged him inside and started making out with him as they went to her room.
She jumped onto him wrapping her legs around his torso passionately kissing him. Once they got to her room she started to take of his shirt, playfully caressing his six pack abs. She then finally began the moment we've all been waiting for she carefully rubbed on his already hard 9' inch making him even more eager to fuck her.
After teasing him she undid his trousers/pants and revealed the boner sticking out through his boxers. She got straight to the point took off his boxers and immediately gave him a handjob making his dick more erect than before. Without any hesitation she sucked all 9 inches of his cock dry making him groan at the feeling of her pleasing him.

Aaron then got up unhooked Kyla's red, lacey bra and started sucking on her 36DD breasts, making her throbbing pussy even wetter; he pushed her on the bed and started kissing her from head to toe.
next part coming soon ;)
"this was an amazing sex story"
"ikr"
by anonymoususer345678 April 2, 2024
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gay butthole sex

I walked on on my dad and uncle having gay butthole sex.
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sex invertebra

I want to die please help. This isn't a meme this is a legit cry for help.
Her: You don't even do anything for our relationship. You just keep saying random shit

Him: Sex invertebra
by Vajvinder June 5, 2017
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Couscous sex

When you take a handful of couscous and thrust it deep into your girlfriend's pussy.
John bought couscous to have couscous sex.
by Cementnat March 31, 2022
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Sex sails

A sexual play on the saying ‘wind in my sails’.
Ernie paused to turn up the television volume, which really took the wind out of my sex sails.
by Snake Lovin’ Gurl January 18, 2018
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Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex

A man cuts holes in a pumpkin for the eyes nose and mouth. several men jack off then stick their cocks in the holes and shoot their loads in the pumpkin
Once all the men are done, the pumpkin is cut open and emptied out, and a pumpkin pie is made. Must be served to a special girl with a side of ice cream
"I had Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex with Stacy last night with the guys. I know she is the one"
by SexDomMaster October 29, 2023
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