• Description: A male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to UPD. Not to be confused with Cod (note the small “d” for the small dick).
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
“OMG!”
“Is that going to fit?”
“It has its own zip code”
“How do you walk with that?”
“Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
“OMG!”
“Is that going to fit?”
“It has its own zip code”
“How do you walk with that?”
“Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
by ramilthedeal@snipergangkodak December 01, 2016
A naive female who does sexual favors for a friend and possibly his friends to get coke when they can’t afford it.
Person 1: Who’s Dewey Cocks?
Person 2: One of my bitches, you tryna smash. She’ll blow and smash the homies for a gram.
Person 1: Comig over with the gang right now.
Person 2: One of my bitches, you tryna smash. She’ll blow and smash the homies for a gram.
Person 1: Comig over with the gang right now.
by Perras Amor Drama February 23, 2018
by Coop d'Ville August 30, 2017
1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)
2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."
2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."
1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!
2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.
2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.
by Undead Monarch June 08, 2025
by Toucher5090 February 18, 2025
a female who also goes by the title strong-man long-cock, many claim she’s packin’ 12.1 inches
it is truly a sight to behold and I hope one day all of you can witness it
it is truly a sight to behold and I hope one day all of you can witness it
person 1 “hey who’s that person with the shlong?”
person 2 “OH! that’s strong-man long-cock!”
person 1 “wow. I wish I was them.”
person 2 “OH! that’s strong-man long-cock!”
person 1 “wow. I wish I was them.”
by Itdontmatterlmao October 30, 2020