Ark Week

A week fully dedicated to playing ARK: Survival Ascended (or ARK: Survival Evolved for the OGs). During Ark Week, players drop all real-life responsibilities — sleep, hygiene, and social contact — to grind, tame, build, and survive like true dino addicts.

Some players live by the sacred motto: “Every week is Ark Week.”

“Bro, I can’t hang out this weekend — it’s Ark Week. Gotta finish my Tek base before the wipe.”

by ElkeWeekArkWeek October 19, 2025

Ellie Week

An Ellie Week is when you have several takeaways in one week. This ranges from chicken shops, to kebabs, to Chinese and and any drive-thru snack including milkshakes, apple pies etc.

"What did you have for dinner last night?"
"Oh, I'm actually having a bit of an Ellie week, last night I had a fat Chinese and tonight I'm gonna have a greasy Kebab"

by WillyBonDonald July 1, 2024

I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

russ ass week

A week that is so hard and challenging that just about any human could ever endure with their own strength.

I have had a Russ ass week at work becoming the leader in my department.

by Reelz Tru June 30, 2023

Marketing week

This is absolutely bullshit

Next week is the marketing week

by Fils de pub January 10, 2022

White girl of the week

Wesley Nance

He is this week’s white girl of the week!

by BobBait March 8, 2021

dog week

The week every PV football waits for every year. The week they get to kick the cheating/lying Bettendorf Bulldogs ass

Hey bro what week is it?

“It’s dog week bro.”

Let’s fucking go bro!

by GeorgeBrett78 August 25, 2019