Wanker

A disingenuous man soliciting a sex worker, possibly masturbating while making a false inquiry. A time waster.

"He was just a wanker. He wouldn't say what he wanted and just kept panting 'yes, Mistress,' into the phone. I'll be blocking his number.'

by LadyLiv September 11, 2022

Wanker

Ginger who masturbates to 8th graders

Ryan Lisle is a wanker

by ..babie May 28, 2018

Wanker

An individual that in this case is thought to be very kind and generous

“Look at that wanker over there” or “Oi you little wanker”

by BlakeWWFC February 24, 2023

Wanker

1. typically used as an insult
2. used when someone who usually wanks and knows that you know that they masturbate; Calling names
3. typically used by an Australian

Oi wanker, wtf are you up to?

by Oh_nyet June 01, 2022

Wanker

British slang for a tennis player or

To wank: to play tennis

You are a wanker

You wank really well

by Leelelleel July 19, 2022

Wanker

Alisha meant wanker which means a smart persn

Alisha is gay and meant wanker is smart

by Wallah i dont like u September 06, 2020

Wanker

Very smart person

Alisha meant wanker in a good way

by Wallah i dont like u September 06, 2020