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Wanker

by Dave know-it-all February 20, 2019
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Jolly Wanker

An individual with a great desire and intention to "wank"(A slang term for masturbation). They perform the act with such ferocity and excitement that they could be described as "jolly".
Martin is such a jolly wanker.
by BigBootyBerilium March 14, 2025
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Wankerism

People who drive 20 or more kilometres under the speed limit.
A car is driving 50km in a 60km zone for no apparent reason. This car is exhibiting a severe case of wankerism.
by Driver1612 May 22, 2020
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Eurobox Wankers

The drivers of bog standard, hatchback vehicles, who presume themselves to be fashionable, urbane, and sophisticated, but in reality cannot afford the insurance, or are not possessed of the imagination or originality to drive something more interesting.
Eurobox wankers, are the drivers of any old rubbish made by Vauxhall, Ford, and any of the following:
Almost everything German
Almost anything Spanish
Volvos
Almost anything Italian driven by people who think they are trendy but who have no money or taste.The people who buy this rubbish are nevertheless helping the Ferrari formula 1 team to develop something decent
Something made by Japanese or Korean people,whilst not European,they are very popular with British people who like something that matches their clothes from Zara which they have given a silly name such as the,"Dayglo".This gives it a catchy name to sell it to brain dead people,mostly, but not exclusively women,who spend the entire credit limit of five credit cards on rubbish, highlighting the choice of gearknob or colour coded vanity mirror and matching wheel nuts.This also makes them easy to recall when the accelerator gets stuck in the fast lane of the motorway.
by The galloping major October 29, 2011
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rainbow wanker

A homosexual man, especially effeminate that is rather stupid.
Bravis: Since we can’t call them f*gs anymore, I’ll make a new slur

Selden: What

Bravis: Rainbow Wanker

Selden: Let’s add it to Urban Dictionary!
by dickcockandballs April 13, 2023
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Pod Wanker

A person who owns AirPods and walks around wearing their airpods all the time.
Look at Jimbo walking around wearing his airpods again, what a Pod Wanker.
by Oooo weeee August 2, 2020
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Trombone wanker

Hi I’m isla mcklellar n I’m a trombone wanker
by Reptile penis June 30, 2019
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