ate the tuna

A euphemism for having been fooled.

The phrase probably originates from the practice of administering medicine to a domesticated cat by mixing it with tuna fish.

"Bob totally ate the tuna. We got him good."

ate the tuna by fanboystevedave April 27, 2010

The Creamy Tuna 

The act of hitting the pussy and ejaculating inside a tuna fish's mouth. Then proceed to slap the partners face with the fish many times until the semen is released onto the partners face and chest.

why is Jill crying? O, because Jim gave her The Creamy Tuna

The Creamy Tuna by CharlieBlaze420 August 2, 2010

licking the tuna 

A euphemism meaning cunnilingus; to eat the box; to orally stimulate a female

"Dude, for some reason, I was all about Christina last night."
"Really? What did you do?"
"Aww, she had me licking the tuna. Shit was rank!"

licking the tuna by Mrexcellent January 12, 2008

squeezin' the tuna 

1. The act of defecation characterized by abnormal fluidity and maladorous discharge

2. A runny and stanky dump

3. One of the many steps to preparing tuna at Jimmy Johns

Jimmy Johns employee 1: "I need some help squeezin' the tuna. Want to help?"

Jimmy Johns employee 2: "Yeah, we should probably get it out of the way."

Jimmy Johns employee 3: "You guys are fucking sick!"

squeezin' the tuna by LoveMussel January 16, 2009

beefiest tuna

Beefiest tuna means that a girl has a fat pussy. Meaning she is a notorious slut, and her pussy is big. The pussy is extremly fat. If a girl has a beefy tuna, the pussy is fistable

Guy 1: Hey Guy 2 did you know that the girl has beefy tuna!
Guy 2: Yea dude i heard she had the beefiest tuna you could get.

beefiest tuna by The real Lone Wolf May 2, 2010

black tuna 

Black Tuna, not to be confused with the Blackfin Tuna that swims in the vast Atlantic currents, is a term used to describe the raunchiest pussy out there. Usually worn out from constant coitus, the pussy develops a blackish hue and secrets an odor similar to that of a decaying tuna.

Me: Son of a bi*tch! What's that smell!?

Mom: That's your sister's "black tuna." We always knew she was a whore.

black tuna by Dong867 November 20, 2013

Slapping Tuna 

When a woman wafts her putrid vaginal fumes around a room full of people. If your cat comes to you expecting tuna you know you're ready.

"We were at the movies and some girl started slapping tuna. That pussy stank was so strong that upon leaving I noticed a few stray cats had come in."

Slapping Tuna by Okaru Audo April 30, 2015