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Crown Pools and Spas

When you’re so incompetent at your job and fuck up so unfathomably every single time, yet you somehow manage to deflect ownership of your mistakes and blame the customer, and attempt to extort them out of money.
Jesus dude, you just ran the red light and killed all those pedestrians.

They shouldn’t have walked across the road.

That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.
by BernardandJennaSmith March 13, 2023
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Pool party

Two or more generations of men in the same family having sex with the same woman.
Pappy, dad, and Tommy had a pool party with the single lady down the street.
by Thrillsoda December 8, 2020
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Pool Boy

Pool Boy - A man who dresses like a boy who hangs out at a pool 7 days a week. Typically wears 5" bright color shorts and long T shirts. Also typically grows a goatee, similar to David Spade except gayer.
Do you see that David Spade looking idiot? He’s been wearing those gay ass shorts all week thinking that he’s gonna get laid. What a Pool Boy…
by HARRY PETER #39 June 19, 2024
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hooligan's pool party

a party including wet hooligans that create mischief after evening hours. This may include; public sex, TP-ing peoples houses, inappropriate displays of affection and or rape, and showing everyone your hairy, wet, butt hole.
I went to that hooligan's pool party and saw a lot of hairy, wet, butt hole
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Chlamydia pool party

When you and your ex are having sex with each other and also other people
I don’t know if I can have sex with her anymore man she’s having a chlamydia pool party
by NothinbutAsh February 22, 2020
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The pool table bandit

Someone who steals pool balls and proceeds to ruin every game of pool he can get his hands on. Often waiting for the game to start before slowly making his way to the table to ruin it . The pool table bandit operates alone and takes his time stealing ball to ball.
Watch out this guy seems like the pool table bandit!
by The pool table bandit himself November 22, 2021
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Milk’s at the Pool

Characterized by perfect weather. Time typically spent relaxing outdoors or by water.

As a phrase, "milk’s at the pool" refers to atmospheric conditions as well as a state of mind.
“It’s nice to have time away from the office. Thanks for taking me to the lake.”
“Ya, man. Milk’s at the pool.”
by ed.wrld April 22, 2021
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