Google Spaz

A person (or persons) who, despite much frenzied effort, take an exponentially greater time to find an answer to an obvious question.

Wife: what's the name of that song by Pink I love.

Me: pass me your phone and I will Google it
Wife: no I will do it. What. Do you think I am useless.

Me: Of course not darling.

5 hours later...
Wife: At last.. Give me one last kiss
Me: Fuck me. You are kidding. You are truly a Google Spaz.

by The Brown Fox September 23, 2013

Google it out

The future tense to know; figure something out. Cant find the answer to life's mundane questions

Example 1
dude 1: "Say bruh how you cook grits?"
dude 2: "Man you better google it out! Dont ask me no dumb shit like that.

Example 2

Me: who need 2 examples when you can GOOGLE DAT SHIT OUT!

by DaNoWherrOfAll January 2, 2018

Google baiter

Person who has open comment blog, then changes blog to require signing into Google to comment.

I commented on that open blog, went back to comment and the website blog required me to get a Google account to comment. I don't like that Google baiter.

by doublesunrise June 22, 2011

Google it up

It means to search something up on the Google search engine that you do not know about. A question or thought and see what the answer or result is.

Person 1: Do you know when the Byzantine Empire was in exisitence?

Person 2: Google it up.

Person 1: Do you know what the Magna Carta is?

Person 2: Just Google it up.

by sfcidustin February 16, 2019

google meme

A meme you'd find on google.

I hate google memes.

by Curingus March 9, 2017

Google Fix

The site you want to go to isn’t loading, so you go to Google, it loads right up, then you retry the site and, many times, it's “fixed”.

"Aw shit, this site doesn't usually take this long to load. Guess I'll try a Google Fix."

by MagusB February 22, 2012

Urban Googling

Urban Googling is when a word/term doesn't make sense, and you need to know what it means, but you know you won't find it in a dictionary so you look on UrbanDictionary.com

Guy1: DUDE! WTF IS A GLOMP!
Guy2:I dunno
Guy1: Screw it, I'm Urban Googling

by MooMooFay August 19, 2010