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Minecraft

A game what is made by notch and is ruined by spoiled kids and doesn't have many things and updates to slow.
"Hey,Tim did you see that game Called minecraft?"
"Yeah I heard the owner Is called notch."
"Yeah and is ruined by spoiled kids"
"And it updates too slow"
by Money spent on terraria. October 12, 2017
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Minecraft

''Minecraft'' is a place where all the worlds pedophiles hide out with everyone from 4-30 year old people (usualy the 30 year olds are on the edge to suicide thats why they go to ''Minecraft'' to get some naked 11 year old girl Pants)
Paul:Hey wanna go get down in some 11 year old pants
Jake:Oh yeah where are we gonna find that?
Paul:Minecraft dude
by Logan paul Jake October 24, 2017
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Minecraft_Developer

Not a Developer of Minecraft. Just a RawBlocks player with too much pc time.
by DumitracheDavid November 12, 2017
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Minecrafter

A word that is related to the game Minecraft, meaning 3 different things, depending of the surrouding words
1.real Minecrafter: Someone who plays intelligently Minecraft, that profoundly understand it, and usually but not always, plays since at least the beggining of 2012. Know how it all works.
2.false Minecrafter:A cringeworthy kid that hang with his friend on shit servers, cry a lot, is immature, don't know nothing to how Minecraft was in the past. Can sometimes think that it's actually LEGO. Can sometimes think it's all about TNT-ing, posing blocks and do shitty minigames.
3.false Minecrafter's parents: Think that it's just an advanced LEGO Building simulator, designed only for little kids.
I'm a real Minecrafter. I hate when false Minecrafter's parents think I'm like a false Minecrafter.
by Tardigrade-senpai January 4, 2018
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Minecraft

1. The "Word" that best represents the impossible (physically).

2. Aaaaand the best excuse to someone that just want to stay at home.
1. Teenager with brain 1: Dude, I really wanted to do something physically impossibl...

Teenager with brain 2: Minecraft...! Let's. Play. Minecraft. And. Have. Some. Fun!

2. Per. A: Hey Rob, wanna g...

Bob: Get the fuck out of my room, I playing Minecraft! (Wildly takes off headphones and throw them to the floor.)
by bhuoorvyi February 3, 2018
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MinecraftProLord

one of the most active minecraft players there is on some multiple server that he may like.
emg minecraftprolord is soooooo goood
minecraftprolord has a fan named Ideathgamer, Tarawa and more people
by Discord-Chan May 4, 2018
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Minecraftified

To look cubed like a Minecraft character.
Why do you look Minecraftified?
by JUSTINBOOM May 9, 2018
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