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On October 21, you can anybody under 5’4” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day, even people named Jace.
Hey, have you heard that today is National throw short people day? I can't wait to yeet some dwarfs!
by IRFNBR October 21, 2021
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shaq free throw

Any time you miss a free throw, it is called a Shaq Free Throw. Not to be confused with the Ben Wallace free throw.
Shaq Free Throws will probably become obsolete sometime in 2007, when Shaq has perfected his shooting percentage. Oh well, there's always the Ben Wallace free throw.
by D-Miles August 20, 2006
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ben wallace free throw

When you miss, or airball, a free throw. The Ben Wallace Free Throw is often confused with the Shaq Free Throw. The only difference in the two is that Shaq rarely airballs the fucking shot like Ben Wallace does.
(guy 1 airballs free throw)

Guy 2: "Man, you suck. That's the 12th Ben Wallace free throw you've shot all night."
by D-Miles August 13, 2006
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On October 21, you can, without permission throw anyone who is 5’ 5” or shorter with no repercussions.
“What day is it?”
National Throw Short People Day
“AHH”
by RoseThrower63 June 19, 2022
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Donkey Kong Barrel Throw

You take a barrel and put peeled bananas into it. You then jizz all over it and put it aside. You take your partner and you preform anal with her while making monkey noises. Just when she is about to climax you throw her into the barrel of bananas and throw it down the stairs.

donkey kong pile driver donkey kong punch donkey punch donkey kong sex
Jason : Man Gina was so kinky last night she asked me for a donkey kong barrel throw .. took me hours to clean that shit up
by DonkeyKONG_69 October 16, 2010
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National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day

December 17th is National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day. This is the one day of the year where it will be socially acceptable to throw a crab at a McDonald’s employee. Gender of crab is not of importance but please no female crabs.
Quote 1 - DeMarcus: come with me to get some crabs from the fish market! they’re on sale today for only $6 each!
Jamal: oh ya! I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day!

Quote 2 - McDonalds Employee: Hey! What do you think you’re doing!?
Jamal: Look at the date, dumbass!
McDonalds Employee: oh ya I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day! My bad!
by Levi the G December 10, 2019
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mutual throw each other day

Mutual throw each other day is a day replacing national throw short people day, and it takes place on October 21. This day has been taken over by the short people, so they can get their revenge arc without having to wait until national throw tall people day.
Tall person: “Ha it’s October 21st! That means I get to throw you today”
Short person: “Actually it’s mutual throw each other day, so I can throw you as well.”
by mother????? October 14, 2021
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