Aye syndrome

Aye syndrome is a transmissible disease that transfers from person to person through blood contact, air and other methods. A vaccine has been developed to deal with the virus but throughout testing it has been revealed that even a small amount of the Aye syndrome causes a person to be affected by it. Therefore, we have nothing but our white blood cells to protect us from it. God save humanity.

You have Aye syndrome?! God save us all.

by PERSONJK April 21, 2022

will byers syndrome

being a gay man who's in love with his straight friend.

"His crush just rejected him, he's suffering from will byers syndrome."

by henry eaton May 31, 2022

Fieldys Syndrome

Rare disease of the sudden failure of the liver that took the life of up next Bay Area rapper AJHUNCHO

Gone too soon

“Dude AJ hasn’t posted in days!”
“Bro... Fieldys Syndrome got him...”

by Herry Stim July 21, 2018

Boyfriend Syndrome

When a girl is having sex with a guy regularly but he is not or will not ever be her boyfriend yet she starts to act as if he is. Getting jealous, wondering where he is, who he is with. Starts to become sensitive to the things he says.

Julia: "Ugh Ryan hasn't text me at all today"

Stefani: "Julia it's only 10 am"

Julia: "Well he posted a snapchat so I know he is awake!"

Stefani: "OMG you have boyfriend syndrome"

Julia: "FML OMG I dooooo"

by EllaElla October 28, 2017

Ethel Syndrome

Slang for an ailment caused by missing someone, or “simping for someone”, most likely called Ethel. The reason the name “Ethel” was picked was because it originated from an elderly man who had strong feelings for his partner (named Ethel). Ethel Syndrome can be used interchangeably with the popular internet slang “simp”.

I like this girl so much, I must have a case of Ethel Syndrome.

by ArcticToast August 19, 2023

Simpsons Syndrome

When a TV show keeps on going.

And going...
And going... Long after its quality went down the tubes.

Usually because the channel that airs it is making big bucks and absolutely refuses to let the creator end it.

"The Simpsons hasn't been good since 1999. Why do they even try anymore?"
"Simpsons Syndrome"

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 03, 2020

Crush syndrome

When someone has a crush on you and you think you like them because you're so flattered.

She's really ugly, I can't see why he'd want to date her. Problably just crush syndrome.

by MLG_pro_69_420_Blaze_it February 13, 2016