Potato Gems

Potato Gems are the food of the gods, the currency of the universe, the epitome of human development and the foundation on which the future shall be built upon.

Also known as tater tots, these nuggets of pure joy are surrounded in myth and wrapped in legend.

Good yum yum.

Guy 1: “do you know joe?”
Guy 2: “nah, but I want potato gems”

by BarryButterbean October 24, 2019

Floor Potato

The act of over exertion to the point of collapsing onto the floor like the apple of the earth

I sucked wheel then sprinted for the finish. I woke up a floor potato

by The first floor potato April 7, 2021

fried potato

The most delicious food you will ever eat.
Also known as: FRIES MOTHERFUCKER

Niels: Yo do they have any fried potatoes here?
Will: You mean fries or what bitch?

by nielsfage September 6, 2018

potato noises

When a player named Potato Alpha in the game Eve Online talks, he only says *Potato Noises*

*Potato Noises*

by Dora Ambramotte February 26, 2017

Potato pc

totally crap pc

"gosh im tired of playing games on this potato pc!! time to buy a new one"

by brodoesntknowthemeaningof September 28, 2022

Potato 🥔

The One that got away 😥

Where's my potato 🥔?

by LxstLøve 999 February 14, 2022

Tiny potatoes

When the college mess hall gives you tiny bits of potatoes during breakfast hours.

Yo they gave me tiny potatoes, you jelly?

by Brometheus February 2, 2015