Kiddy pool

When you cum and it shoots into your bellybutton and you leave your kids to swim around.

Yo, dude I just made a kiddy pool

by Head sus r sus July 17, 2021

Reverse Pool Noodle Style

The sexual act of a man with a limp penis who repeatedly smacks his flaccid penis against the woman's vagina to make her wet. This is typically done with the girl doing a handstand with her legs spread wide

Hey dude, know any good sex positions? Well, me and my wife recently tried the Reverse Pool Noodle Style

by Nate Higgerson December 2, 2025

Splash pool

/splaʃpu l/

an artificial pool for partying in.

"When the beat drops at a pool party it becomes a splash pool."

by Matt Windle poet February 24, 2021

Ethan Poole

Your local stupid asian friend that you met from another friend in middle school.

Damn, that guy is an Ethan Poole!

by baconbob6969 March 3, 2022

drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.

e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"

by anonymous August 21, 2025

Ohio Pool Noodle

Two fuzzy fellas slap they wieners in sync till they meat touches (Gotta Wear Socks So It Ain’t Gay)

Hey Bro Wanna Ohio Pool Noodle And Chill Or Nah

by DaQtrToterPounder November 13, 2025

Poole Town vs Plymouth Parkway

known now as the crap pitch derby, these teams have the worst pitches in the southern league and they should be kicked from the league itself. parkway are on the tongue of relegation but poole are in the mid table area.

poole town vs plymouth parkway is a crap pitch derby

by big fat tubby March 3, 2024