choking the jewfish

Vigorously master bating while eating jewfish stew

Jack had fun choking the jewfish last night

by Jewfish king November 19, 2016

poop-in-the-john

similar to the act of a jack-in-the-box, but rather when one flips up the toilet seat and finds a disgusting piece of old, yellow-brown, shit sitting at the bottom of the comode; this is usually done as a joke to show off your big load to a friend or relative, and is very rude because they didnt flush it down

i saw the worst poop-in-the-john this morning, my brother said he dropped it the night before, which explained the absurd shape and color of it

by weasel May 20, 2005

Napalm In The Jungle

A female with red hair, referring to the hair on her vagina.

She has napalm in the jungle.

by Raptomex August 7, 2007

The Jackie Chan

A type of sexual foreplay associated with fingering. You make your hand into a karate chop position and put it in your partners vagina as such. Then with your opposite hand you repeatedly karate chop just below your partners waist while pleasuring them.

"Remember last night? Man that bitch was gettin crazy with the "Panda bomb", so I pulled out "The Jackie Chan" on her ass....I changed her that night....

by Hurles McSquirells October 1, 2009

The Jewminatti

Conspiracy theory claiming Jews are in charge of the World Bank, shadow governments, media, et al.

No one believes in the Jewminatti because of their mind-control propaganda.

by darbio king of the little people November 7, 2007

the Jesus Triphecta

another word for the Holy Trinity(the father,son,and holy spirit) when reffering to Roman Catholic belif.

Jimmy: What's your stand on Christianity?

Paul: I believe in the Jesus Triphecta shit, but I think the rest is pure bullshit.

by Mario B. April 28, 2008

The Juanita Special Bean Dip

While your tramp rides you like a mechanical bull, insert your thumb into her poop chute (be sure to get your thumb nice and gooey), then stick your brown thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tongue so she can get the full robust taste of the Juanita "special" bean dip.

I gave her the special taste of "the Juanita Special Bean Dip" last night, She loved the full flavour.

by saladhaha July 27, 2010