crimp a dog

to take a massive poop

i'm off to crimp a dog see you in an hour

by jimmycrimp February 4, 2010

Sorry dog

To wipe ones bare behind over someone else's pillow or bed linens, typicall without the other person's knowledge.

John broke into Bill's room and sorry dogged his pillow.

by Toddman18 October 2, 2011

Ra dog

When you light your dick on fire and penetrate a pussy in order to prevent pregnancy through Ra’s fiery power.

Jarrett: “Damn, I don’t have a condom.”
Andrew: “What’re you going to do?”
Jarrett: “I’m going to Ra Dog her so the cummies will burn.”

by Da real Ra January 16, 2021

prog-dog

One that has dedicated time and soul to all that is prog music. A prog-dog can be of any age, sex or race. Once one has reached the nirvana-like state of prog-dogging, a common level of respect among other prog-dogs is achieved.

Jon: James, you truly are a prog-dog
James: Takes one to know one Dr. Prog
Jon: Prog on!

by dr-prog October 6, 2009

slabby dog

A fish (especially trout) which has very poor condition, often characterised by big head, long body and very narrow width across back/shoulders.

someone who needs to harden the fuck up, or just a person whos being annoying/frustrating.

'God, thats a slabby dog of a fish mate'

'Did you hear?' his not coming drinking tonight..
what a slabby dog

by ling_ling March 24, 2010

Lawn Dog

slang term for a person who mows lawns for a living.

that guy is an old lawn dog

by holymakal August 28, 2010

Church of Dog

In a godless and cruel world, the Church of Dog rises from the ashes and brings hope and prosperity to all of the land and its residents. Church of Dog is a "religion" that bests all others (take that Jesus!) because they worship the holiest of beings; DOGGOS!

The philosophy of the Church of Dog is “efo eta douuug” -- “Ine eta douuug”

All those who are not a member and a faithful believer in the Church of Dog and its holy leaders will perish in a land of eternal suffering with no good bois. Douuugs will rule these lands and trample any non-believers! PRAISE THE DOUUUGOS! WE DECLARE WAR ON ANY BEING THAT DISAGREES WITH OUR FAITHS AND WE WILL BITE YOUR ANKLES! (If you're allergic to doggos theres simply no explanation other than that you were a mistake).

by Church of Dog November 14, 2018