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Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.
Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!
by BombTheTom December 7, 2015
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everything chain

It like everything, but like... a chain
by Faduzzle February 21, 2018
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facelink chain

When you click on your friend's Facebook page, click on one of his/her friend's page, clicking on one of that person's page, and so on and so on, often done because you see a person that is good-looking, hot, etc.
Guy: Dude, I saw some chick on Rob's Facebook and clicked on it to see the picture bigger, ended up seeing a hoteer chick on this girl's friends list, and ended up seeing another hot chick on that girl's page.

Dude: You just experienced a facelink chain.
by Ruiner123 November 10, 2009
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Chain

1. noun
A chain is a serial assembly of connected pieces, called links, typically made of metal, with an overall character similar to that of a rope in that it is flexible and curved in compression but linear, rigid, and load-bearing in tension. A chain may consist of two or more links. Chains can be classified by their design, which can be dictated by their use:

Those designed for lifting, such as when used with a hoist; for pulling; or for securing, such as with a bicycle lock, have links that are torus shaped, which make the chain flexible in two dimensions (the fixed third dimension being a chain's length). Small chains serving as jewelry are a mostly decorative analog of such types.
Those designed for transferring power in machines have links designed to mesh with the teeth of the sprockets of the machine and are flexible in only one dimension. They are known as roller chains, though there are also non-roller chains such as blockchain.
Two distinct chains can be connected using a quick link, carabiner, shackle, or clevis. The load can be transferred from a chain to another object by a chain stopper

2. noun
a sequence of items of the same type forming a line.

3. verb.
fasten or secure with a chain.
"The bike was locked with a heavy chain."

"He wears a gold chain."

"I lost my key chain."

"The chain of racket in New York is going down when Fenton Hardy gets the evidence"
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Lucky ball and chain

Usually referred to as a wife who has been around a long time.
A wife keeping you from doing other things.
Sorry can’t go to the bar tonight, my lucky ball and chain and I are having dinner at her parents place tonight.
by Hacquer July 21, 2022
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chain-swallow

to swallow whole, or many at once
What diabetics do with Twinkies.

What fiends like me do with whole DL'ed seasons of a good series.

What some people need to do with platefuls of homemade dick.

Did you see that whore? She was chain-swallowing cock in the foursome! Awesome.

I'm so damn hungry that I'm about to chain-swallow this burrito.
by WompyJaw April 19, 2014
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Chained to each other Birds

A subtle euphemism to refer to rope bunny in BDSM, as a reference to the movie Rio
Hey babe, want to do Chained to each other Birds tonight? ;)
by Spixii December 29, 2024
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