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Miles

a sub dickbag who cannot say the word ich in german and likes to gaslight.
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Mile

The mile is an English unit of length of linear measure equal to 5,280 feet , or 1,760 yards , and standardised as exactly 1,609.344 metres by international agreement in 1959.
The marathon consists of a four mile jog.
by IAmUbert March 1, 2019
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Mile

A futuristic, very smart type of guy. In his free time he likes to discover secrets of the universe. A very big influence in the world of clout. He has the best personality with a soothing voice that brings calm. Rare sort of person, better than you of course. Thinks he is better than everybody else at certain times, because he is.
He may not show it, but he is a super loving and passionate person. He may appear withdrawn, but you must take time to know him because he will make your life a better place.
How amazing he is, such a Mile.
by Xbxhhhx November 20, 2021
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Lesbian mile

A lesbian mile is a longer distance than a regular mile. Lesbians often date people from other towns, and their radius of dating maybe wider than that of a straight person.
You’re so cool, but you live so far away... 50miles isn’t that far in lesbian miles babe, don’t worry, we’ll work it out.
by Weenafile September 2, 2019
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Five mile fake out

when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.
dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.
by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018
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Miles

Miles is that guy that everyone wants as a boyfriend. Hes sooo FIT and has an amazing body. Most girls don't have the courage to admit that to him though. Miles is very intelligent and has an amazing sense of humor. Hes not afraid to tell a girl how beautiful they are and he is very strong. He can be quite sensitive on the inside but hides his true emotions on the outside because hes scared of people judging him. Hes one of the nicest guys you will ever meet and is very good in bed with his 7 inch cock.
Girl 1-"Omg whos that boy hes sooo fit"
Girl 2-"Oh thats Miles hes the fittest boy in the school"
Girl 3-"Hes so funny as well! Omg i just wish i could f*** him right now."
Girl 4-"I know right, i just want to ride that massive cock"
by Hornyshrek2004 July 22, 2019
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Cookie Mile

A hazing challenge where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If it breaks, they must eat the cookie.
Person 1: “Whoa, why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “Oh, we are making him run the Cookie Mile since he lost in fanstasy football.”
by EpicPenisMuncher2001 December 4, 2023
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