Italian christmas donkey

Unwanted butt play from an Italian on christmas

Lastnnight doninic gave me an italian christmas donkey

by Bitch 599 April 22, 2018

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italian security system

The old women, and sometimes men, who sit and watch the neighborhood all day and fill you in on gossip and keep an eye out for shady characters

Oh, I'm not overly worried about someone messing with my bike, I've got the Italian security system

by JohnnyJack August 26, 2017

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Italian noodle soup

When you fuck someone in the ass and spunk on their back and splash your cock in the puddle. Only works on italians.

"italian noodle souping" is fun.

by FatassCurls July 29, 2019

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A yeast infection that occurs from garlic, or a similar Italian vegetable or herb. Passing it from the juice or residue on any given body part, and then transferred through sexual contact, causing a yeast infection.

Man, when I made dinner for my wife last night, I got a lot of garlic juice on my fingers and ended up giving her an Italian yeast infection after I had her in the bedroom.

by fetusbob August 6, 2022

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No picture! in Italian accent

when you don’t want to send a picture to an Italian guy and he doesn't know how to quit when you ask him to.

These Italian guys asking for pictures will most likely suck at english. You have to put the **in italian accent** behind it because they wont understand it otherwise.

You probably have to repeat no around 6 times before you can use this method. Remember to only use this when all hope is lost.

“Send pic, baby”
“ no, I just got carrotted”

“Please send nice pic baby”
“Onononono no picture! **in Italian accent**”

by Notice_me_senpai July 4, 2020

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