daddy eagle

the man. he molts one day, sprouting purple feathers from every pore in his body. we bow to him in awe.
the true eagles drool in awe. the freshmen give no fricks.

uwu it's daddy eagle

by fartyassqueer October 18, 2019

triple screaming eagle

A sexual act in which there are three women sprawled out on the floor in a "Y" formation. There are five guys per girl; one underneath with his penis in the anus, one above with his penis in the mouth, one below with his penis in the vagina, and two on either side getting handjobs. Each man beside a woman is getting a double handjob from both women on his left and right. While the man above and below are high fiving. Super American.

Tom: Man, I'm so glad that we performed a triple screaming eagle instead of just a screaming eagle last night!
Matt: Betty, Bess, and Candy sure aren't!

by The Golden Coastie October 29, 2017

eagle grip

The act of grabbing a female by the skin in between anal cavity and her vaginal canal and attempting to pick her up with this hold.

Dude, Sara is still recovering from your last eagle grip!

by Unbelievable chris February 25, 2018

filthy eagle

An individual that enjoys nesting. Often unwashed for weeks at a time.

That filthy eagle

by JimmyC2020 April 3, 2020

Eagle Mountain

the act of piling on one another while naked with arms and legs outstretched.

Dude 1: dude, when i walked into the party everyone was joining in on the eagle mountain..

Dude 2: whoa man, you shoulda invited me!

by flizio March 2, 2012

Gay Bald Eagle

When Bald Jesus and Muscular Twat Waffle's lust for each other has reached its peak and they can no longer hold back. Bald Jesus spreads Muscular Twat Waffle wide open, on their shared desk, and goes to town. Pumping him full of his unicorn juices all in the hopes that Muscular Twat Waffle will white claw all over his face.

Bald Jesus: I Gay Bald Eagled with Muscular Twat Waffle last night, he saw the father, the son and the holy ghost.

by DoingTheLordsWork January 28, 2023

Screaming Eagle

Make a bird mouth with your hand slide it into her vagina. Open abruptly mimicking the mouth of a sock puppet. She will scream like an eagle. The screaming eagle

Hey last night I gave Marie the Screaming Eagle I stuffed my hand in and opened it real wide and she screamed Like an Eagle the cacawww!

by Waddleswithwood December 2, 2017