“Yo Brigham, ever since I left the church, I Ben trying to hit the back door. I told my wife that it was either anal or Dutch carpentry…she chose anal.”
by ElMormonGrande April 20, 2023
Get the Dutch carpentry mug.The act of farting in a bottle and then putting the lid on and thus storing the stench for later use.
by the king of the entire world December 4, 2010
Get the dutch thermos mug.When I farted during a lecture, the fart was much louder than anticipated because of the plastic chair in the lecture hall. This "over amplification" phenomenon is known as the "Dutch Kazoo".
by theotherslimshady December 21, 2013
Get the Dutch Kazoo mug.When you and your friend stick your thumbs up your own asses and then you grab a hold of each others fists and work them up and down. (Similar to a dutch rudder but with thumbs and asses instead of dicks)
Me: "Jem and I gave each other a Dutch Thumber yesterday."
X-Ray: "Is that gay?"
Vav: "Of course its not gay."
X-Ray: "Is that gay?"
Vav: "Of course its not gay."
by The Thumbing Dutchman February 4, 2013
Get the Dutch Thumber mug.A practice in which two people poop in the same toilet, at the same time. One participant sits on the toilet normally and allows the other participant to poop between the legs of the participant on the toilet. For the entire action to be a Dutch recliner, the poop of each participant must stack.
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Get the Dutch Recliner mug.A bread found mostly in the San Francisco Bay Area, with a hard, crunchy, upper crust that fractures into small bits during baking as the loaf rises, leaving an interesting pattern of cracks on the top of the bread. Commonly used for sandwiches.
by Domonique Dagdag September 24, 2009
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