Smooth brain hours

When you are feeling particularly dumb during a studying session you are experiencing smooth brain hours.

Having a smooth brain is a sign of little to no intelligence, animals such as the koala bear, rats, and Magga have an extremely smooth brain and therefore are quite unintelligent.

"Hey Theodore I can't seem to find the solution to this math problem"
"No wonder Guni just look at Maggie in the corner over there counting cards, we are deep in the smooth brain hours"
"Ahh I feel it in my veins"
"The only way out is to embrace it and wait it out yung one"

by The_Carrot_Man May 8, 2021

missing matty hours

when you miss matty because he is perfect and the best boyfriend ever. at this time you just want to hug him, cuddle him, hold his hand, and kiss him. he makes you the happiest ever, gives you endless butterflies, and can put a smile on ur face in an instant. this can occur at any time.

“Oh it’s 3am and I could be cuddling Matty right now, I guess it’s missing Matty hours.”

by shmoneyybunnyy March 26, 2020

Las Vegas Hour

The hour in which anything can happen and will be forgotten and unmentioned as the next hour begins

Bro you can egg your ex’s house it’s Las Vegas Hour

by Dictionarian117 December 27, 2020

masturbation rush hour

The time where no one is home and someone is coming home and your masturbating

Jim was having a good time during masturbation rush hour right before his family came home

by u lose May 11, 2015

Dark Hour

Dark Hour is when you cum exactly at 11:11 PM. You then wish very hard that you won't die of AIDs. Sadly, you remember that you will die of AIDs soon anyways.

"What is Dark Hour?"
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAW!"

by Peuso March 7, 2009

Twelve bucks an hour

Big big money to a texan. Half the amount the same jobs pay in California, New York, Chicago and all the other modern cities pay.

Hey i'm a texan and I make twelve bucks an hour! Lucky for the rest of the country that i am far too stupid to go elsewhere and earn twice the amount for the same job! I'll just stay in texas and someday I'll make fifteen bucks an hour just like a big city millionaire!

by irvinesucks January 22, 2009

9 Hours Pregnant

A state in which you need to poo really, really bad to the point where a large turd is turtle-heading or about to exit on it's own; Often occurs soon after waking up or after a big meal; Also occurs approximately 9 - 10 hours after large feasts and may be occur prematurely when preceded by meals high in fiber.

NOTE: May be accompanied by contractions and a dilated anus.

Dude, if I don't take a shit soon I'm going to be in trouble because I'm 9 hours pregnant!

by TheJizzerOfOz March 17, 2011