A ruthless, deadly monster which hides in strange, pink bushes (known as the "Bushes of Love") to attack it's prey: humans. It's main attacking method is to hide in the Bushes, wait for targets, and ambush whoever walks by. The most famous case was when it attacked Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi on the planet Tatooine. It repeated it's attack 49 times and is currently still attacking Obi-Wan (Anakin is dead). It hates dogs. Kenobi then gave his story to a Youtube channel known as Bad Lip Reading (BLR), which changed his story into a cool music video. It has a kinship with Seagulls, which are also famous for harassing the Jedi Master Yoda (who coincidently also gave his story to BLR, who turned Yoda's one into another video.)
by Pilgor the Lord of Goats June 10, 2022
an all purpose statement that works particularly well with food !
stated by a darker pigmented woman in a popeye's commercial,
while chowing down on their newest mouth orgasm sandwich !
the statement sort of rolls out of the mouth while the eyes roll back,
and the pull of gravity lessens !
stated by a darker pigmented woman in a popeye's commercial,
while chowing down on their newest mouth orgasm sandwich !
the statement sort of rolls out of the mouth while the eyes roll back,
and the pull of gravity lessens !
that calzone is pretty good, right ? response: i'm experiencin' some things !
this pizza is clit lappin' good ! , i'm experiencin' ' some things
when she took me off, i was seriously experiencin' some things
this pizza is clit lappin' good ! , i'm experiencin' ' some things
when she took me off, i was seriously experiencin' some things
by michael foolsley October 08, 2020
When a friend is the literal reason, in every scenario, as to why you can't have nice things. (Ex: always spilling beers, falling over things, breaking things, etc.)
by Eleventy Threeve June 18, 2020
I was masticating during lunch in Bangkok and somebody saw me and said i was being rude.
things that sound dirty but aren't
things that sound dirty but aren't
by Jamal4362 February 28, 2008
a phrase used by people to cut out part of a story that is not necessary, so that they can get to the meat of the story.
Usually used when people are talking about how they got a guy/girl in the sack.
Usually used when people are talking about how they got a guy/girl in the sack.
joe: How did it go last night with whatshername ?
Cramer: We went bowling and one thing led to another and I ended up on top of her in my bed with her screaming !
Cramer: We went bowling and one thing led to another and I ended up on top of her in my bed with her screaming !
by Vito August 17, 2004
by little old salesman from NV March 16, 2010
by LongJohnJohn September 11, 2020