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Taint-a-Lade

Only real motherfuckers know; a combination of tea lemonade and blue gatorade. has to come out looking like swamp water that derived from your taint. - NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PERIOD-ADE!
Aye Coopdawg pass me the motha fuckin taint-a-lade
by poopsiclesandcream March 21, 2024
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Tainted Art

When normal SFW internet art shows similarities that come from artists who mainly do porn or otherwise NSFW art. Via the: art style, presentation, platform/website it was posted on, or the character’s proportions and facial expressions.

The word “Tainted” figuratively means *”Something that has been damaged or spoiled by its reputation, morality, or integrity”*, which in this case refers to the normal art having very subtle signs that stem from the artist’s works on NSFW art.
Person 1: “Bro, something about this drawing feels… off to me, but I don’t know why.”

Person 2: “Yeah me neither, this is definitely some sort of tainted art though, check his account.”
by Teamorson May 4, 2025
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goochie taint

A round brown crust build up on the corners of your butt hole sometimes called the ass cheese
by Gang yeet August 20, 2017
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Taint smeller

When someone's smells someone's taint
Ewwww. Did you hear when jax smelled Aaron's taint. I heard he liked it to. Jax is such a taint smeller that likes cock rubbed in his taint.
by Tylermcnabb February 12, 2015
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Chattahoochee taint splash

A Chattahoochee taint splash is when you pee into an eager recipients mouth while they gargle the song “Georgia on my mind”. Then you repeatedly dunk your balls in the urine bubbles.
I dipped too low while she gave me a Chattahoochee taint splash and nicked my nuts on her braces.
by IloveJon’smom May 24, 2023
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Taint Fuzz

The fuzzy passageway of hair also known as the rectal road located between the anal cavity and the dick's tits.
There's a dingleberry lingering in my taint fuzz. Ive been smelling it for weeks.
by Gooch Smooch December 3, 2018
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Phoenician Taint Tickle

The act of lifting the dong up to the sky, whilst twiddling ur tallywhacker. During this, someone comes up with a goose feather and tickles your Taint. After this act is over, it is ceremonial to spread your sack over the woman's mouth and have her blow on it so it looks like a flying squirrel
Last night she finally gave me the good ol' Phoenician Taint Tickle. It felt amazing!
by Phoenician Pug Bacon June 5, 2024
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