Tainted

When ones face is abused by another man's taint. Therefore he is tainted!
That guy over there was the first to pass out at the party , dude was tainted!
by Poon doctor May 12, 2019
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Tainted

Anyone who is walking on k street in tulare.
Hey did you see the girl, walking down k st?

Yeah shes on k st. You know who got her, shes tainted
by Ohnonot510 August 29, 2018
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Tainted

To rub something vigorously on one's taint.
This meat we're eating smells awful. OH SHIT!!! IT'S BEEN TAINTED !!!!!
by 1badparatrooper August 13, 2019
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taint moss

the cheesy growth that builds on your taint during the summer months in Florida.
I continue to scratch places in public that I would not do in private due to my taint moss.

"Dude, I smell cheese" , "No that's just my taint moss"
by captain Ream'O December 29, 2013
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taint sack

The inflamed portion between the nutsac and the asshole of a man, because of extreme vaginitis.
When a man comes to a person with problems, and you tell him to not be a Taint sack due to vaginitis.
by Manfury March 19, 2016
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Taint Bubstep

Derived from the word taint bubble, taint bubstep is the noise a fart makes as it moves along the taint and hits the ballsack.
"The excessive volume of your taint bubstep is makes me feel like bucking out"
by Jova nov January 24, 2012
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Cobra Taint

Cobra taint is when you massage your taint after orgasm to get all of the semen out. This technique is known to prevent drips.
Oh man, I forgot to cobra taint after my shower this morning, and now I'm dripping!
by Bestie420 July 22, 2022
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