Cal’s Bedside Table

There is a massive pink horse “wee wee” shaped dildo in there

Cal’s bedside table has a pink dildo in it.

by Johnath bbc November 22, 2020

round tabled

to be within a group of people at a party or gathering when food is ordered. But it's exactly what you craved least.

I was hanging with the guys and they said there was gonna be food at the party. I was hoping for some take-out chinese but I totally got Round tabled by some oven baked lasagna.

by Timothy Gruich January 18, 2009

I see how the tables fold

A sarcastic way of saying “I see how it is” — usually after realising someone’s true priorities, loyalty, or intentions.

“Ohh okay.. I see how the tables fold😐”

by Rahhhh.her June 12, 2025

table coral

something from subnautica that is good for electronics and red.

I just made a computer chip using table coral in subnautica. I can't find any table coral.

by ropoid January 15, 2021

Jerk table

Table upon which multiple men pleasure themselves.

We all gathered around the jerk table.

by Rafter P Archery October 4, 2020

Table

Got 4 legs innit. Bare space for stuff n that. Man eats his scrub off dem tings cant lie

Mom: foods on the table
Me: wagwarn blud

by Road242man March 29, 2022

Moose Under the Table

Similar meaning to Elephant in the Room, only this one is used north of the ole Border there, eh?

We all sat through the entire meeting in awe that nobody had addressed the Moose Under the Table

by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022