my dog stepped on a bee

buy one get one free

“my dog stepped on a bee”
“buy one get one free”
“we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”
“here’s the mufukn tea”

by aqxa on the yt June 15, 2022

Step Off My Jock

Get out of my face

i told the possie to step off my jock

by the tyger July 21, 2009

Step away from the birds

Admonition to someone who cannot stop playing Angry Birds.

Jimmy! Step away from the birds! Put down your phone and put on your jacket. No, you cannot play "just one more..."

by pdferguson December 29, 2010

i got my steps in

A phrase said by a no-life piece of shit after having accomplished any slight amount of physical activity during the day.

Bob: Whew! Man, I wish the elevator wasn't broken; I had to take the stairs. But at least I got my steps in today.

by Bothered Bob December 16, 2021

always one step ahead

A person that says that they are better,smarter or that they have an advantage against a person

You think you fooled me? I am always one step ahead of you Mike.

by thatssoboring June 02, 2020

Turkish Two Step

The act of dancing on a fat man's stomach, while releasing a large bout of explosive diahrrea. Then proceeding to cum on his diahrrea covered belly.

Thomas: Hey Connor, how about we go do the old Turkish Two Step
Connor: Alright, let me go on your belly this time though, it is unfair how you always get to go on my belly.
Thomas: Fuck man, alright. Get extra strength laxative this time.

by eric68 November 19, 2009

Red Headed Step Child

A stepchild might be singled out for abuse. But a red-headed stepchild (who presumably looks like his or her absent birth-parent) might be abused even more because he or she is so obviously different from the other children.

Myles was the red-head step child of the family, he was never invited to the family reunions.

by Laura Hall January 07, 2004