my dog stepped on a bee

buy one get one free

“my dog stepped on a bee”
“buy one get one free”
“we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”
“here’s the mufukn tea”

by aqxa on the yt June 14, 2022

Step Off My Jock

Get out of my face

i told the possie to step off my jock

by the tyger July 20, 2009

Step away from the birds

Admonition to someone who cannot stop playing Angry Birds.

Jimmy! Step away from the birds! Put down your phone and put on your jacket. No, you cannot play "just one more..."

by pdferguson December 29, 2010

i got my steps in

A phrase said by a no-life piece of shit after having accomplished any slight amount of physical activity during the day.

Bob: Whew! Man, I wish the elevator wasn't broken; I had to take the stairs. But at least I got my steps in today.

by Bothered Bob December 15, 2021

always one step ahead

A person that says that they are better,smarter or that they have an advantage against a person

You think you fooled me? I am always one step ahead of you Mike.

by thatssoboring June 2, 2020

Red Headed Step Child

A stepchild might be singled out for abuse. But a red-headed stepchild (who presumably looks like his or her absent birth-parent) might be abused even more because he or she is so obviously different from the other children.

Myles was the red-head step child of the family, he was never invited to the family reunions.

by Laura Hall January 7, 2004

Don't step on my toes

What someone would say at someone treading on someone else's claimed areas, cutting someone off, inhibiting someone's progress, messing up someone else's effort, giving the short end of the stick, flirting with a friends romantic interest, etc

Waitress: hey don't step on my toes, I'm trying to get a promotion. I need to bring my A game today so just stay out of my way. Okay? :)
Waiter 2: No problem, do your thing :)

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015