steamed peach

A sweaty pussy that has been marinating in moist panties all day, causing offensive aromas. A smelly snatch that stinks like low tide. Also a song.

My girlfriend needs to shower when she gets home otherwise her steamed peach will make me retch.

by Dapper Dicky April 27, 2017

steamed Humphrey

A sexual act in which your partner sits on your toes while fondling your balls and inserting your penis into their ear until you’re close to ejaculating. At that point, they then insert the penis into their right nostril and allow the climax to occur while screaming “Humphrey.”

Goddamn gents, Frida give me such a good steamed Humphrey the other night, she’s still blowing it out of her nose.

by Bitcheloid January 24, 2023

steam demon

It's when your shit is so hot that when it hits skin that bitch turns into a homemade steam room.

Brad - Hey Nick come here!

Nick - What?
*Brad shits on his arm
*Nick autistic scream
Brad - STEAM DEMON!!

by OG Snowstorm August 14, 2017

Steaming Dave

(n) pronounced Stee-Ming Day-veh: it is a room temperature Apple juice ran through a steamer. It is similar to a cider.

Carla was burning because Jerry spilled a fresh Steaming Dave all over her uncovered legs.

by Grover12345 August 17, 2016

Steam pond

Sitting on someone’s face after you work up a nice pond of sweat in your trousers, preferably after a session in the sauna or steam room”

“Never eating another ass again after Jenny steam ponded me last night”

by SammyK’sGuy November 18, 2017

Steam engine

When you're in a car and start buttfucking your partner and put her head through the back windshield close it until her neck then put a cigar in her mouth before jizzing inside her causing her to moan into the cigarette blowing steam making her a steam engine

"Jamal gave Amelia a steam engine."

by elegy69420 August 13, 2024

Steamed

1. The descriptor of a meme that has been over used and is now meaningless.
This anti-meme was created and destroyed in 15 minutes leading to its inception. Originally intended to replace getting 'burned'.

The Ugandan Knuckles Meme got steamed.

by K1vv1 December 9, 2020