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Sandwich Punch

Definition - A Sandwich Punch is the act of punching someone across the face, whilst having a sandwich in your hand, over your knuckles or between your fingers. After successfully punched someone across the face with a sandwich (The more sandwich left on their face, the better) you then throw the sandwich directly at their torso, leaving even more sandwich residue on their clothing.
Jack: That's funny shit, Sean got 'Sandwich Punched' so hard by Connor, that left bread under his eyes and mayonnaise on his shirt.

Connor: I know, wasted my Turkey, Bacon and Mayonnaise sandwich though...
by TheImmersion October 1, 2014
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Scissor Sandwich

While two females scissor, a man puts a slice of tomato and lettuce on his penis then lays in the middle sticking his penis(covered in lettuce and tomato) in between the two female's vaginas. The male must provide the mayo (Ejaculate). After this is complete the male takes two pieces of bread and wraps them around his penis and all the foods and semen around it, and forces one girl to eat the outsides of it while she gives him a blow job.
Last night Jenny, Nicole and I made a scissor sandwich, and Jenny ate it. Haha
by Joe Shea May 18, 2008
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teabag and sandwich

When a male dips his scrotum on the chin of his victim then uses this butt cheeks as the pieces of bread and the nose is the meat
I gave that girl a teabag and sandwich the other night
by soonerslim May 18, 2006
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meat sandwich

A sexual encounter in which one man is nude between two girls (or one girl between two men), all three engaged in sexual acts.
We went to bed and I got myself into a meat sandwich between Ana and Sylvia.
by nightvisitor January 26, 2008
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Elvis sandwich

Peanut butter and banana sandwich, fried in bacon grease. A favorite meal of Elvis Presley, who would eat as many as 15 at a single sitting.
Today we made Elvis sandwiches for lunch....mmmmmmgood!
by bossk538 September 21, 2006
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mayonnaise sandwich

The sexual act in which the male bangs the female in the doggie-style position and upon ejactulation, releases his semen between her butt cheeks and mashes them together, thus creating a medley resembling that of a mayonnaise sandwich.
That bitch didn't want me to cum on her face, so I gave her a mayonnaise sandwich
by JJJ December 19, 2004
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Man Sandwich

When you use all the lunch-meats in one sandwich.
-Who ate all the lunchmeat?!
-Relax, I made a man sandwich.
by Nirvalica February 13, 2010
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