by Ian Gw September 2, 2019
Get the Richards mug.Richard is a popular name used in the U.S. Richard's are usually on the shorter side and have been known for their inconsistent tendencies e.g (plans, timing, etc.) Richard's usually fall in love at first sight and are very clingy. They usually end up getting very tired in their mid 20's to make it even worse for plans in the long run. You'll probably find one at your local bar.
by McChicken24 September 5, 2019
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Some dumb motherfucker with a receding hairline who thinks he's funny. He normally can be spotted driving a Ford Explorer ripping fat clouds.
"Yo, have you seen Richard Osborne?"
"No, but there is a giant storm cloud coming our way so I guess that's him."
"No, but there is a giant storm cloud coming our way so I guess that's him."
by Thetoastyboi_ October 15, 2019
Get the Richard Osborne mug.by Hereisdannyboi December 20, 2017
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Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."
Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.
It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.
Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'
The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.
Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."
Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.
It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.
Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'
The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.
Example 1:
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*
Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."
*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*
"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."
Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*
Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."
*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*
"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."
Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*
by Fractious1 December 29, 2017
Get the grand richard mug.The act of inserting a small animal, usually a small rodent, up ones anus for sexual gratification. The reference to Richard Gear relates back to stories in the 1990s that Richard Gear had been admitted to hospital and needed to have a mole removed from his back passage. The act was thereafter named Richard's gear.
Grandad can I borrowing this pipe, I have been experimenting with Richard's Gear, I need something to connect my arse cavern to Chucky the hamsters rotastack.
by Kernowpete September 19, 2017
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