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live fast die pretty 

'live fast' means that you want to live live to its fullest because life doesnt wait around. wasting time isn't an option.

'die pretty' means you're always looking good. looks get you far in this shallow world, so if you've got it flaunt it. if your always pretty, you die pretty.
"her myspace headline is 'live fast die pretty'..."

"yeah, shes fucking hot(:"

Stripper pretty 

Skanky girls with over inflated egos. They almost always bare the ubiquitous small-of-the-back tattoo (aka: tramp stamp) and usually work at places like Hooters, or strip clubs. These girls have learned to use their "sex appeal" to get what they want from men. They tend to be self-obsessed, narcissistic, and typically have little or nothing to offer in terms of intellectual stimulation. The notion that a heterosexual male would not find her attractive has never entered her mind; but when she's a forty-year-old alcoholic, going home with anyone drunk enough to leave with her, she may begin to realize her uselessness as a human being.
Hooters girls are only stripper pretty.
Stripper pretty by c_anderson July 24, 2008

ugly bitch trying to look pretty 

A female that tries to look good by hiding her true attributes, usually a girl who tries to take a lot of pictures on online dating sites where she hides her fat or ugly side so that a male mistakes for that of a pretty girl. These pictures usually hide moles, fat, and just overall hideousness. Maybe found all over the world.
"Yo I'm about to bag this girl Christina on myspace" "Oh hell no nigga, she's fat as hell, she's on of those girls who are an ugly bitch trying to look pretty"

my pretty pony 

A phrase to describe an adult who remains trapped in a childish worldview and is therefore unwilling to deal with reality, instead reverting to the benign idealism of her early days playing "My Little Pony" and brushing her doll's hair.
She wanted it written into the divorce agreement that their five-year-old has to spend every birthday until he's eighteen with her, since they happen to have the same birthday...she's so...my pretty pony.

She was far too "my pretty pony" to deal with the IRS's lien notice. "How can I possibly pay my $2000 tax debt," she reasoned as she burned the letter, "when there are Gucci handbags to buy?"

The Pretty Girl Effect

1. The effect pretty girls have on people attracted to women

2. Glazed-over eyes and drool
"Poor guy, he was in the middle of a killer joke when Leslie walked in and the Pretty Girl Effect took over. What a shame..."

"Total Pretty Girl Effect! It was like I couldn't even breathe..."

drink him pretty

A Southern colloquial expression similar to beer gogglesused by Paula Deen to describe when one imbibes or drinks a copious quantity of alcohol to make the person you are with look better.
"Michael had a big ugly beard and I didn't know what to expect if he wanted to kiss me, so, girl, I decided to drink him pretty!"
drink him pretty by Chris Hammer October 1, 2007