Trump porn

Aggrandizing montages of news clips of Mr. Trumps best moments, watched for pleasure.

After my wife went to bed last night, I snuck downstairs and watched Trump porn.

by tho4m October 14, 2017

tennis porn

When you enjoy discussing tennis so much that a conversation about forehands, hardcourts, balls, and raquet head sweetspots makes you wanna fuck a tennis player preferably with red hair.

After the match, our tennis porn talk had us so excited, we threw down at his place in the Desert.

by Preeti Cohen April 2, 2017

Pixel Porn

Dream's fetish.

Pixel Porn.
Dream's fetish.

by Skelt April 9, 2017

Porn account

An account on a site, for instance on Reddit, made for looking at and commenting on porn.

Josh made an anonymous porn account in addition to his main so that his friends wouldn't see all of his filth.

by Violetgirl November 26, 2020

waterbottle porn

when 2 waterbottles grab a nintendo ds and use the camera to film a hot porno consisting of 2 waterbottles being in a room and having sex

"hey did you watch that new waterbottle porn?" " yeah so hot right"

by chairman85 December 26, 2020

anxiety porn

(n) Behavior created expressly to incite terror for a broadcast audience.

The ad-hoc klan rally at the Capitol on 1/6/21 was pure anxiety porn. The terrorists derived great gratification from committing violent crimes in our seat of democracy. Anxiety porn should be classified as treason and terrorism.

by Anntichrist S. Coulter January 7, 2021

Vegetarian porn

Porn where there is only plants, but no flesh neither animals involved. And humans are animals made of flesh.

Therefore, it is the only non-zoophile porn on the web.

In the best vegetarian porn I saw, a pollen grain got to the stigma of a pistil.

by Pers0nne August 4, 2012