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Blind the Penguin

It's when you pull your girlfriend's dress up over her head and she chases you around the bedroom.
While exercising Blind the Penguin my girlfriend knocked over the refrigerator while tap dancing.
by Tapdancingnaked July 8, 2025
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Penguin

If someone calls you a penguin it’s can simply mean happy feet or it can also refer to a saying you have similar feet towards penguins
Josh said I have penguin feet because of my toes nails
by Misslayla59 July 18, 2022
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Penguinful

Lots of penguin stuff around you. Penguin-texts, emails, jokes. Behaving silly to make you best penguin-friend to laugh. Pretend you are invincible to make her/him confident. Strenght to face the life, willing to live. Sense found in a senseless world. Believing life if good and sun is shining when outside is a big storm. Hope, happiness, concentration. In superheroes excess of superpowers. Ant. Penguinless
Superman is behaving penguinful lately about Wonderwoman.
by BertrandRussell May 25, 2010
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Penguin Tent

1. A phrase used to describe the appearance of someone who is attractive. Also used as another way of describing an individual as “peng teng”
That man over there is such a Penguin tent”
by Jaguarjazy April 22, 2020
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stinky penguin

The awkward waddle you are forced to do when you discover that you need toilet paper after you have taken a shit.
I have to start keeping extra tp in the bathroom, I had to do the stinky penguin twice today because of the taco bell last night
by flatmonkey December 23, 2013
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Penguinized

“A term used to describe a YouTuber who gets into a controversy and then receives criticism from moistCr1TiKaL
After making a controversial statement in his latest video, the YouTuber was quickly criticized by moistCr1TiKaL and therefore was Penguinized.
by SigmaRizzW July 22, 2024
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beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.
I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.
by Zen Mutty July 5, 2016
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