dirty paloma

dirty paloma is a complicated and very complex sexual experience. it includes an intense massage, then all angle penetration.

A dirty paloma initially involves a back massage then quickly devolves with the introduction of Smucker's Goober peanut butter and jelly mix being spread in the nether regions. Two slices of bread are then brought out, and cupping the buttocks and genitals in either slice, the partner screams, "IM A GOOFY GOOBER" at the top of their lungs, until the peanut better and jelly partner cums. It's like basically bdsm.

hahahhaah just had an awwweeesome dirty paloma with ralph. pbsm indeed dawg.

by tuberculosis. April 18, 2022

juan pablo

juan pablo is a cheater

juan pablo will cheat on you don’t trust him

by dtnguyslol August 3, 2022

Wolla Palooza

A super cool and trustworthy person!

Yo that guy's such a Wolla Palooza

by That Egg May 10, 2023

maga palooza

An all out Trump adoration event, usually (but not always) hosted by Trump with attendees universally selected as pro Trump supporters.

Wow! I was at a MAGA palooza last night and the only thing I could hope for is more border walls and Trump as our president!

by Mr Mystereious March 4, 2023

Kiev Paloma

Created at The Rockhill Grille (Kansas City)in a mostly empty bar in the late afternoon of March 26th, 2023. Also referred to as “The Ted Nugent Special”

I am downing Kiev Palomas which is appropriate given the current geo political climate. Ted Nugent would be pissed.

by PhoggyAllen March 26, 2023

The Padlock

The padlock is when a person inserts their own penis into their own asshole. Thus becoming a human padlock.

Mike's dick got stuck in his butt hole again last night , he needs to use more lube when he is preforming the padlock.

by Narcolepc August 25, 2023

pongy pablo

pongy pablo is a cat who is utterly lazy and smelly, he has a stench cloud so large that it can take out an audience on impact.

watch out! pongy pablo is coming

by fredrickjupiter November 16, 2023