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Kinsey Scale

The Kinsey Scale is an apparatus, somewhat resembling a standard bathroom scale, which quantifies whether its user is light in the loafers. Before deployment, each Kinsey scale is taken to gay saunas and drag queen shows to be carefully calibrated, based on this standard:

0 Exclusively heterosexual
1 Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
2 Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 Equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
6 Exclusively homosexual

The result, on a scale of zero to six, is displayed using the six colours of the Baker pride flag. If the user is entirely light in the loafers, all six colours will illuminate like a rainbow; if the user is entirely straight, the whole display fades to monochrome.
I picked up a used Kinsey Scale in a local department store as part of an ongoing promotion, in which clients are encouraged to collect Kinsey points and redeem them for valuable prizes. Apparently Ellen, the lady on the telly, managed to collect all six Kinsey points and redeem them for a toaster oven - so maybe that's the incentive I should try next?

There's also the Klein Scale, which runs from one to seven on multiple factors, including whether the user is wearing Calvin Klein or BumChums as undergarments. A bit more complex, but it seems to have a few interesting possibilities.
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1-10 female attractiveness scale

A sort of poll that attention seeking females ask innocent people to involve themselves in in vain hope of it making them feel better about themselves. I would personally advise to never participate in these polls, as there is no right way to answer them. With an attractive person, voting low can make you seem petty and spiteful. If you vote high, all you are doing is feeding their already inflated ego. They know they look good. With an uglier person, the situation is even more delicate. Vote low, and you seem like an asshole for telling the truth and will surely hurt the asked. Vote high, and you seem like a lier. Don't partake. It's dangerous.
Person: rate me with the 1-10 female attractiveness scale pls me: I'd rather not actually
by Mr Kyte! September 22, 2016
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Controller for Scale

This is ehat you use to help show the size of your penis while sending dick pics.
Show me your dick, don't forget controller for scale.
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Scale Modellector

A collector of miniature model vehicles of any type in any scale ratio as a hobby.
Stamp collection : Philately

Scale Model collection : Modellector
The first scale modellector club in India is in Bangalore.
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Scale

A gathering of people with the name who's origin means "Justice" ie Justin, Justine, Justice, Justina, etc.
There's a Scale of Justice in my 1st period, 2 boys names Justin and and a girl namedJustine
by jm.milani February 4, 2023
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full scale consciousness

Multidimensional consciousness of sapience, sentience, and sophonce.

Capable of experiencing and making conscious instances.
A monad (whole unit) of consciousness.
Also perhaps can be worldly of most kinds of advanced worlds and more.
A high-form high-consciousness.
Has an adequate rating of omniquotience (intelligence, sensory, social, emotional, creative, energy, and more quotients).
A post-exponentia of consciousness kind scale that can also be attributed to clear humans and isn't necessarily restricted to only extradimensionals, however might be expected of them.

A complete (holistically complete*) consciousness of a dimensional level.
A consciousness of a full scale.
Some tried transcending the levels of consciousness to attain full scale consciousness and many were helped by many full scale consciousnesses too, and not only through generative drugs and astral travel and multidimensional downloads of varying moderate andor high success.
by TranslogicMultisonance May 31, 2023
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