Bug in the system

Person at work that is always trying to get people pissed off or pit them against each other

Everything was fine until she got here. She’s a bug in the system.

by SiL3Nt J September 22, 2023

pettys nautical grading system

1. a grading system petty uses to Distinguish special from his fellow cadet
2. (GNPS) special same gets nautical zeros which count as a -115 every time he makes a zero and didnt study for it

1. the class laughed at special sam and his dumb question
2. sam got 2 nautical zeros and failed the course

by GNPS October 21, 2004

Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.

There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.

by Sacyrus December 15, 2023

System

a collection of linked hardware components, software, or both, particularly when used for a single purpose.

The new inventory management system simplifies supply ordering and tracking through a sophisticated hardware and software combination.

by Arminkshipper July 2, 2024

A computer can't function without an operating system

A total lie usually mentioned in computer textbooks when talking about operating systems. Older computers sometimes do not have an operating system, so this is totally a lie because these computers can still function. Also, even modern computers can make use of the Basic Input Output System (BIOS) to do some basic tasks such as viewing and changing the date.

School textbooks: "A computer can't function without an operating system!"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"

by 48GI5N32D3D November 26, 2023

hormone id system

when humans are able to tell what hormones someone is transmitting through interaction.

The hormone id system had the political aide thinking everyone wanted to shake his hand.

by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

immeme system

Memes are a virus. If they do not constantly change, they will not receive the lols, rofls, and lmaos. They will not be passed along.

The unspecified organs that stop memes from spreading and destroying their host form the immeme system. This is a reactive system, in that we must see the memes before we get used to them and build resistance. Crocodiles have an innate system; they find no joy in life.

MAN 1: "Aw, I have been laughing nonstop. I think my HIV/AIDs is affecting my immeme system."
MAN 2: "You might have to become a crocodile."
*man 1 shoots man 2. His immeme system is still comprised*

by RealNossis April 20, 2018