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Ninja whinger

Someone that complains by stealth in order to undermine their victims.
A person that uses something you've told them in confidence to get at you behind your back.
Someone that deliberately puts shit on you for personal gain.
Heads up man, that mofo is a ninja whinger - don't tell him shit.
by KR00ZZ July 8, 2012
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Ninja Skee

an unexplained white stain on your clothing which obviously can not be explained.
What is that stain on your pants? Dang, I must have gotten ninja skee!
by chrism2yo January 23, 2008
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Ninja Rampage

When an individual succombs to the pressure of fear, anger, and/or insanity and begins taking out people or groups of people with cunning tactical ninja like efficiency.
Margaret went on a ninja rampage after missing a deadline at work as she stealthfully cut off every driver within a 2 mile radius down i-5 before catching up to her boss and ran him into the ditch.
by nehlewolf May 13, 2011
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Snuggie Ninja

When you are mid-coitus and your roommate enters your dorm room. You proceed to jump off your bunk and into a snuggie (preferably mid-air) to tell them to come back later and/or warn them of the horrors going on in the room.
I had to come back to the party because Jennifer snuggie ninjaed me when i got back home. She literally jumped off the bed, tore her snuggie from a hook and jumped right into it before i got 2 steps inside.
by lars one October 4, 2010
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GINJA NINJA

the farthest thing from a ninja, a urban dictionary member who says this is exerise because he is moving his body and has zero self control
look at the GINJA NINJA with that pack of donuts and extra large shake
by rubberduckhoser January 18, 2019
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Clog Ninja

A man so gay that he can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a sound.
by djsmackywas March 8, 2012
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Bitch Ninja

A ninja who utalizes a sword in the art of combat.
Some Ninja: "what kind of ninja uses a sword... I'll tell you what kind of ninja a bitch ninja"

Samurai: "Actually I'm a samurai "

Some Ninja: "That's a funny way of saying bitch ninja"
by Icewin9 December 18, 2018
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