meatarian

The exact opposite of vegetarian.

That guy is a complete meatarian, he only eats meat.

by PT December 5, 2004

Meat-trap

1. A device used to capture a pug using some form of meat as bait.

2. A vagina

3. A girl with no self respect that commonly uses sex as a devious tool against men.

"Megan is such a meat-trap, she only wants to sleep with you so you will let her rent movies on your netflix."

"Yea, but she's so damn fine, I'd love to get my meat caught in her meat-trap"

by Urban Dictionary April 27, 2008

measly

A small amount of money, preceded buy the actual amount.

Let's go out. Do you have enough for the club?

No, I've got 10 measly.

by chorme7 January 27, 2013

meat beat

Stroking your penis back and fourth with your hand until it turns purple or is throbbing and shoots baby batter

Mom: What ate you doing in there honey?
Me: Nothing, just meat beating

by Pussy slayer 690690 May 18, 2017

smoke the meat pipe

Slang term meaning to "suck dick".

Richard Simmons really likes to smoke the meat pipe.

by Dank Rider July 19, 2004

dog in the meathouse

When a woman's garment -usually panties, shorts or pants - is caught between her ass cheeks it is known as 'dog in the meathouse'

Check out the woman in line....dog in the meathouse!

by Drygulcher January 9, 2015

Meagan

The most amazing girl. Perfection.

Meagan is the perfect girl.

by Will5335 February 1, 2009