emotional masterbation 

The act of watching heart wrenching documentaries or reading about celebs having miscarriages to indulge in such feelings for self gratifying reasons while having the safety net of knowing it’s happening to them and not you.

Oh i see your watching that show ‘ miscarriage- my story’ , pure emotional masterbation, a horrible thing to do.

emotional masterbation by Big aldo October 15, 2020

chinese masturbating 

When using soy sauce for lube and seasoning you chicken with your personal semen

Hey John, how was the Chinese masturbating while eating your fried rice

chinese masturbating by anonymous February 20, 2022

Table masterbation 

A form of female masterbation in which the female uses the corner of a table to stimulate her vagina. Often done with an image or video to make the experience more enjoyable

Yumi: He Dannie! I just caught Rose table masterbation to your picture!
Dannie: I always knew she was gay

Table masterbation by Davvy0839 August 1, 2022

micro-masturbating 

Where you delay climax and extend your sexual endurance by tightening your pelvic muscles, it's a way of edging found on TikTok recently.

He has been micro-masturbating for three hours straight.

micro-masturbating by ardakirca March 14, 2025

Third person masturbating 

To pleasure oneself in a mirror to a picture of oneself.

I walked into the bathroom to see Chad watching himself in the mirror jerking off to a picture of himself.. he was third person masturbating

Third person masturbating by Professional ego striker January 4, 2025

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