Guy 1: Oh shit what's that light coming from over there? Is the sun coming up at 11pm at night?!??
Guy 2: nah it's just kevin
Guy 1: Kevin woah!
Can also be extended depending on the size and shininess of Kevin's forehead
Ex. Upon being blinded by kevin's forehead: Kevin woooooaaaaaahhhhh
Guy 2: nah it's just kevin
Guy 1: Kevin woah!
Can also be extended depending on the size and shininess of Kevin's forehead
Ex. Upon being blinded by kevin's forehead: Kevin woooooaaaaaahhhhh
by Keeeee1234 March 29, 2022
The bassist and background vocalist for Irish indie band Two Door Cinema Club. He is known for his trademark hipster glasses and muzzy beard. He is also the sexiest member of the trio.
Damn, Kevin Baird is the sexiest man alive.
by erinvanwyn223 December 31, 2011
AKA Mr. Britney Spears
One of the many reasons American society is deteriorating. He's a role model for lazy pricks everywhere who don't know the meaning of hard work but want success anyway. The product of a generation that's lost its soul. God help us if our future is going to be led by people like him.
One of the many reasons American society is deteriorating. He's a role model for lazy pricks everywhere who don't know the meaning of hard work but want success anyway. The product of a generation that's lost its soul. God help us if our future is going to be led by people like him.
Kevin Federline: Magic mirror, how can I look like a douchebag today?
Mirror: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower.
Kevin: Ok, I won't.
Mirror: And you just got out of bed, right?
Kevin: Yeah.
Mirror: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
Kevin: Um...ok.
Mirror: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.
Mirror: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower.
Kevin: Ok, I won't.
Mirror: And you just got out of bed, right?
Kevin: Yeah.
Mirror: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
Kevin: Um...ok.
Mirror: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.
by bigtones May 23, 2006
Useless husband of britney spears. Doesnt care about his kids or wife as he goes out partying and picking up other women. Sponges off Britney for her fame and money. Also thinks he can rap. haha!
by chazzy!!! March 06, 2006
Widely known bum of Suffolk county/ great actor. Tends to not bath but is liked all the better that way. Hes played in great movies like, West Islip Legend, and many more. Hes known for his great quotes and for answering the phones at 7-eleven.
I walked into 7-eleven the other day and saw Kevin the Bum buttering the rolls. Last time I get one of those things!
by HU4LX333333333 June 16, 2009
While drying off in the locker room, I didn't appreciate dude dragging his Kevin Willis across my feet ...
by Shzae March 14, 2008
A guy. Who happens to be named after the famed vegetable that starred in the Aldi UK commercial. Kevin the carrot was lonely and needed to get home to his family for Christmas. A GREAT nickname for people all ages named Kevin. They will love you for it.
by santa claus bb June 05, 2021