jason bacon

jason bacon is an ugly fake rat and no one likes him he will never not be fake and he is the ugliest person in the world

person: hey you know jason bacon?

person 2: yeah i hate him he’s so fake and annoying

by jasmine bum December 1, 2019

Jason Verlander Delay

Otherwise known as a 'Verlander delay.'

1. To put off a baseball game because of a possible threat of rain, because rain could mess up the start of the game.

2. To put something off because you know that you'll do a better job if you do it later, or because there's a chance that you could do it wrong at the moment that it's assigned.

1. "Did you hear about last night? They put a Jason Verlander Delay on the Athletics/Tigers game because it was gonna rain. Yeah, it was only some passing stormclouds, but y'know, the rain could have really messed up Verlander's start."

2. "I'm on some cold meds, so I'm Verlander Delaying my math homework until I can focus better."

by LukieInTheSky June 1, 2010

jason lorelle

The hottest hunkyest 30 inch penis man who's very sexual and strong pashinabal and is also a king in 1209

Jason lorelle is a smart pashinabal man

by Jason Lorelle February 15, 2017

Jason

Faggot

Jason is a faggot

by THE SHMORT February 8, 2019

Jason Ointberg

a joint

Yo, were bout to scroll up a jason ointberg. u down?

by DickLicker8=D December 20, 2008

jason'd

To be ignored by someone you are dating and/or friends with

She just jason'd me, I thought we were friends

by VANILIA-THUNDER June 5, 2014

jason guttridge

Drag artist. Class A poofter. fucking faggyboy. Wannabe stoner. Pathetic penis length and girth. Not to mention, has a muslim fetish

"Woah look at that homosexual over there! That's a Jason Guttridge if i ever saw one"

by Nipple Monster June 20, 2014