e-jerking

Online jerking each other off

I wanted to have an e-jerking session with him on Skype, but he wasn't online.

by JohnDors December 21, 2016

Slurp and Jerk

On a bifurcated penis, performing a blow job on one side, while performing a handjob on the other side.

I can’t wait for this bifurcation to heal so I can get a good slurp and jerk!

by SteffenHawking July 27, 2019

Jerking Rec

A person who waste time during prison recreational time.

Hey man, stop jerking rec, and give me the weight bench.

Stop jerking rec and move your chess piece.

by Spookadeen December 9, 2021

e-jerk

A jerk, but located primarily in the online domain.

They've hacked the website again. What an e-jerk.

by Waccces January 1, 2013

Circle jerk

In the act of 3 or more men jacking each other off

The party got so wild the bros did a circle jerk

by Claydec24 July 28, 2016

jerk grunt

the sound a man makes whilst he skeets his load on a womans face.

Missy: he had the loudest jerk grunt last night!
jaime: did he skeet in yur mouth?

by Hrm Smk May 16, 2009

jerk-opoly

when someone playing a monopoly-like board game (monopoly,life,or mario party) does everything to hinder you in every way and targets you specifically for either jail time or a turn-loss.

me: YOU BASTARD!!!
that guy: Hey, thats why they call it jerk-opoly

by xplodingbrain May 13, 2008