An act of cumming on a girls face, but before doing so, you slap a Super Mario mustache on her giving her a concussion, then proceeding to dump hot coffee on her, finally, you add your cream the mix
Bro I got with Tiffany the other night. We got back to my place and I threw her around like a muppet, busted her head open on the door, then i gave her the old Italian coffee maker, just to show her my heritage.
by Peeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn February 20, 2021
Get the Italian coffee makermug. The old women, and sometimes men, who sit and watch the neighborhood all day and fill you in on gossip and keep an eye out for shady characters
by JohnnyJack August 26, 2017
Get the italian security systemmug. When you fuck someone in the ass and spunk on their back and splash your cock in the puddle. Only works on italians.
by FatassCurls July 29, 2019
Get the Italian noodle soupmug. by Bitch 599 April 22, 2018
Get the Italian christmas donkeymug. Guy 1: When's your dolmio day?
Guy 2: I already had my Italian anal beads this morning. Oh mumma mia what a mess!
Guy 2: I already had my Italian anal beads this morning. Oh mumma mia what a mess!
by Topboonter March 29, 2020
Get the Italian anal beadsmug. when you don’t want to send a picture to an Italian guy and he doesn't know how to quit when you ask him to.
These Italian guys asking for pictures will most likely suck at english. You have to put the **in italian accent** behind it because they wont understand it otherwise.
You probably have to repeat no around 6 times before you can use this method. Remember to only use this when all hope is lost.
These Italian guys asking for pictures will most likely suck at english. You have to put the **in italian accent** behind it because they wont understand it otherwise.
You probably have to repeat no around 6 times before you can use this method. Remember to only use this when all hope is lost.
“Send pic, baby”
“ no, I just got carrotted”
“Please send nice pic baby”
“Onononono no picture! **in Italian accent**”
“ no, I just got carrotted”
“Please send nice pic baby”
“Onononono no picture! **in Italian accent**”
by Notice_me_senpai July 4, 2020
Get the No picture! **in Italian accent**mug. A guy from Italian decent, has the food, family values, the good hair, good looks, and the romance. A low key Italian is the perfect guy because they don't have the many girlfriends, they want a relationship, and he knows how to treat a woman.
by Heyitskk August 13, 2017
Get the low key italianmug.