Taint Palooza

A term used when you get inconvenienced by escalating bullshit, and just saying “taint” isn’t enough.

This requires you to use the word “taint” as the initial response to the bullshit that usually would be reserved with a swear, or whatever you say when something is not ideal/expected. Such as saying “fuck/fiddlesticks” in response to if an item was sold out online and your old, slow, and forgetful dumbass missed out on it.

Often coming after a sigh/swear, or both.

Sharon: “Wake up babe you’re late for work!”
Nick: *sighs* “Taint”
Sharon: “Also I forgot to fill the car up… and I fucked your brother.”
Nick: *sighs* “Fucking taint palooza Sharon! You god damn whore!”

by MrBadgerBear January 23, 2025

Taint slap

1. A formal, or informal move to establish dominance.
2. A greeting.

I walked up and taint slapped the shit out of him. Now we go to dairy queen sometimes.

by Senor ralphus April 14, 2023

near taint

Taint is the area between the vagina and the butthole.

Shavonda wouldnt let me touch anywhere near taint.

by Tom Cobb June 08, 2006

Taint Tears

The nut running down a mans taint when he was taking a breather from ejaculating but his dick drooped and the nut fell on his taint

“I was takin a breather then I jumped when mah cold taint tears touched mah butthole”

by CoochieChomper6ixnine March 04, 2019

slapping taint

When your mother in law walks in and catches your balls in the air slapping her daughters taint .

Or when you are pounding that ass and your balls are slapping against the taint

I walked in and caught my brother and his girlfriend slapping taint.

by DirtySouth305 February 22, 2018

taco taint

The female equililant to a cock block

Don't taco taint my ass bitch, he's hot.

by Biggie Bigs June 21, 2017

snail taint

The brown liquid like substance trailing (looks like a snail's trail) form the anal cavity all the way to the balls or vagina. people who do not shower or clean themselves properly have this. and it can lead up to swamp ass.

Person 1: Dude I was gonna eat that thot out, but then I seen some brown stuff dripping on her taint!

Person 2: Ewww bro. sounds like she had some serious snail taint

by bounty4lf July 09, 2015