air chat

When you get hyped in the moment and you begin typing unrealistic scenarios

Dami: Cant wait to go L.A next week!
Elie: Same! I'm going to make a podcast and make 2 million next week soon as we get there.
Dami: Please stop air chatting.

by im on two percent November 19, 2019

HAVIAR AIR

ITS THE BEST WORST AIR QAULITY IN A PLASTIC BOTTLE RECYCLED FROM CONDOMS.

THIS PRODUCT IS MADE IN JABOOTY.

YOU CRACK OPEN A CAN OF HAVIAR AIR ON A HOT AND MISERABLE DAY TO MAKE YOUR DAY EVEN MORE MISERABLE. HAVIAR AIR A BETTER WAY TO TELL OUR CLIENTS TO FUCK OFF.

by PASTA WITH GOOD SAUCE May 5, 2021

Air Raid

A sivil defence siren, a siren used to provide the emergency population warning of approching danger.

The Air Raid turns on when danger approaches.

by Linny69 August 13, 2019

Air Head

When you give a guy head on an airplane.

"Yo,did you see that hot guy on the plane?"

"Yeah,I gave him Air Head."

by Bdhdnd Stop April 7, 2017

Air Wick

A complete and total asshole who boofs liquor faster than you and always tries to kill himself when he drinks

Uh oh, looks like he grabbed his gun again after that last shot of bourbon... what a classic air wick

by TheOneTrueHamMan July 20, 2019

air fried

(Adj.) A term used to describe someone who has recently improved their appearance by toning up or dropping a few LB’s. The thinking behind this phrase is comparable to someone who could previously be thought of as deep fried chicken (heavy/greasy) but now appears to be more like air fried chicken (more healthy/light than before).

Example #1: Damn Amy, you’re looking air fried! Have you been hitting the gym?

Example #2: Ally how did you get so air fried? Are you doing those protein shakes as meal replacements or something different?

Example #3: Wow Julie! That 40-day no sugar cleanse has you lookin air fried!

by 2 FunnyAss Teacher Gals August 6, 2020

Air Pods

That shit that Apple made for the rich fuckers..?

Steve: Hey, what’s up Jerry?
Jerry:...
Steve: -clears throat- What’s up Jerry!
Jerry: -sees Steve talking- What? Sorry, I can’t hear you over all my money.

Why? Why would Jerry be such a dick with his Air pods?

by Eh.. whatever.. February 14, 2019