by Despots May 15, 2018

by u lose May 11, 2015

by middlenameskip June 26, 2012

by Thot patrol August 23, 2017

Dark Hour is when you cum exactly at 11:11 PM. You then wish very hard that you won't die of AIDs. Sadly, you remember that you will die of AIDs soon anyways.
by Peuso March 7, 2009

Big big money to a texan. Half the amount the same jobs pay in California, New York, Chicago and all the other modern cities pay.
Hey i'm a texan and I make twelve bucks an hour! Lucky for the rest of the country that i am far too stupid to go elsewhere and earn twice the amount for the same job! I'll just stay in texas and someday I'll make fifteen bucks an hour just like a big city millionaire!
by irvinesucks January 22, 2009

A state in which you need to poo really, really bad to the point where a large turd is turtle-heading or about to exit on it's own; Often occurs soon after waking up or after a big meal; Also occurs approximately 9 - 10 hours after large feasts and may be occur prematurely when preceded by meals high in fiber.
NOTE: May be accompanied by contractions and a dilated anus.
NOTE: May be accompanied by contractions and a dilated anus.
by TheJizzerOfOz March 17, 2011
