6 hour shift

The act of adjusting a south facing and utterly uncomfortable boner into your waistband.

"You'd better do a 6 hour shift before you present your powerpoint."

by middlenameskip June 26, 2012

Sad Nigga Hours

All hours are sad nigga hours when you have depression

Sad Nigga 1: Why are you crying? It's 3pm
Sad Nigga 2: It's alaways sad nigga hours for me.

by angvlo May 27, 2018

real thot hours

The time were all the true thots get all of there thoting out of the way

Girl its real thot hours ima go get my shit done

by Thot patrol August 23, 2017

masturbation rush hour

The time where no one is home and someone is coming home and your masturbating

Jim was having a good time during masturbation rush hour right before his family came home

by u lose May 11, 2015

Dark Hour

Dark Hour is when you cum exactly at 11:11 PM. You then wish very hard that you won't die of AIDs. Sadly, you remember that you will die of AIDs soon anyways.

"What is Dark Hour?"
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAW!"

by Peuso March 7, 2009

Twelve bucks an hour

Big big money to a texan. Half the amount the same jobs pay in California, New York, Chicago and all the other modern cities pay.

Hey i'm a texan and I make twelve bucks an hour! Lucky for the rest of the country that i am far too stupid to go elsewhere and earn twice the amount for the same job! I'll just stay in texas and someday I'll make fifteen bucks an hour just like a big city millionaire!

by irvinesucks January 22, 2009

9 Hours Pregnant

A state in which you need to poo really, really bad to the point where a large turd is turtle-heading or about to exit on it's own; Often occurs soon after waking up or after a big meal; Also occurs approximately 9 - 10 hours after large feasts and may be occur prematurely when preceded by meals high in fiber.

NOTE: May be accompanied by contractions and a dilated anus.

Dude, if I don't take a shit soon I'm going to be in trouble because I'm 9 hours pregnant!

by TheJizzerOfOz March 17, 2011