rondo hook up

Making out with a girl but only getting to 1st base. You are rounding the bases towards 2nd and you get denied.

So how did your date go?
It was decent.
Did you hook up?
Rondo hook up only.
Oh, you suck.

by The Inch May 6, 2014

Rusty Curtain Hook

During felatio, the felatee reaches across the back of the felator, inserts their middle finger into the felator’s anus and lifts them up, thereby suspending them in mid-air like a curtain hanging from a hook.

She was merrily giving me a blow job when I surprised her by reaching over and giving her a rusty curtain hook.

by Russ T Curtainhook January 26, 2020

Ringing off the hook

When your phone gets a shitload of calls.

Person 1: My phone was ringing off the hook at work today!

by TheGamer675 January 8, 2018

practice hook up

A hook up (usually for virgin or inexperienced person) to have sexual intercourse with another person to practice it before doing it with there significant other. Mainly to ease their mind about sucking at it.

"If your scared she won't like it then have a practice hook up."

by Morgan Martin March 9, 2017

Double treble hooked

When a lover falls very much in love and is obsessed with their love. Reference is to fishing and when both treble hooks are in the fish's mouth, you don't need a net to haul fish into boat.

I'm a telling you Harley, that Carol has double treble hooked John and he's so strung out on her, she's a haulin' him in. Ain't love weird.

double treble hooked, love, enamored, head over heels

by r3dcut March 8, 2016

Rocky Hook-Up

A Hook-Up strictly for the Rocky Horror Picture Show.Generally will be with a girl dressed up as a total slut.

Guy 1. Dude, what was with that one chick last night?

Guy 2. Don't worry brah, it was just a Rocky Hook-Up

by Smorr October 6, 2008

Left Hook Lepis

A metaphorical term describing the cheap verbal shots a Lepis takes on his victims.

Left Hook Lepis making fun of Josh Joggers.

by JoshJoggers January 13, 2015